You always find out the greatest things at parties (part II)

So Amber, Mary, and I were at this groovy little party on S. Main tonight when we made a very important discovery. You see, some people have shoulder angels and shoulder devils, but apparently several restrooms around Memphis have their own pint sized advisor from the beyond: the Toilet Hoffa. Mary, it seems, encountered a Toilet Hoffa this evening but we can only speculate as to what wisdom it imparted upon her.

Me, I say it was about gum ball machines. Gum ball machines in restrooms... a million dollar idea if ever there was one.